This cow-surrogate human breast milk is 80% the same as human breast milk, according to the project's director and lead researcher Li Ning. It could replace baby formula in China within three years. I'm worried about the health risk for the cows and I'm wary of genetic modification in general.
Colbert's response? First, feigned nausea. Then: "Science, stop trying to reverse the normal order of things! We aren't supposed to drink human milk! We're supposed to drink the emulsion of fat globules secreted from domesticated cattle that are artificially inseminated, hooked up to an industrial-strength vacuum, and forced to lactate nonstop. Mmmm! My taste-buds are lactating nonstop."
Now that's nauseating.